Receptet på en riktigt lyckad fredagskväll:
– vinna över Snorre i FIFA.
– låta Snorre föreslå att vi ska ”se om alla avsnitt av Malcolm in the Middle med Lois mamma!” Gesagt und getan!
Grandma Ida: I think you’ve had more than enough potatoes. Does the chair have to break before you stop eating?
Grandma Ida: Your fingers are too fat. Who has fingers like that?! I’m losing my appetite just looking at ‘em!
Lois: Mother, telephone!
Grandma Ida: Is the border station going to return my rifle?!
Lois: Mother, we can’t afford to put you up here.
Grandma Ida: You can afford a maid.
Piama: I’m not the maid, Ida. My name is Piama. I’m married to Francis.
Grandma Ida: [to Lois] Tell the help not to talk to me.
Grandma Ida: Take the soap opera outside, I want to watch the whore who does the weather.
Superfredagsbonus, värd 10 000 poäng: Grandma Ida och Frau Blücher är samma person.